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December 17th, 2003
11:12 am - i wanna go to mc donalds!!!
hey im at skool and it sux here um bored!!!
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December 14th, 2003
December 6th, 2003
02:55 pm - lol
hey yall lol
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November 22nd, 2003
12:08 pm - JOIN THE CONAN'O BRIEN AND ANDY RICHTER COMMUNITY!!!!!
I AM MAKING MY OWN CONAN O BRIEN COMMUNITY!!!!
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November 6th, 2003
07:37 pm - joke ub the day
why did the chicken cross the road......................................................................................................................................to have a reunion with his friends at k.f.c!!!!DURRR!!!!
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November 5th, 2003
03:48 pm - :::::dont trust chinese!::::: JOKE OF THE WEEK
ok so theres a mexican a black guy and a chinese guy anda there all in prison and they all want to get out but there is a wall on the back side of the prison where i can escape the thing is that when u climb it ull loose a part of ur body so the mexican goes first to climb it and makes it ove and ends up losing his arm, then the black guy goes toward the wall goes over and ends up losing his leg.....NOW the chinese guy tries to go over and when he goes over he sees the mexican and the black guy on the other side and they both yell out to the chinese guy hey!!!!!!!!!!!!1 the chinese guy looks! and falls!! of the wall!!!!! and then u see him on the floor and the chinese guy asked the 2 men what part of my body did i loose??? and the mexican and the black sang this song that went like this.........u lost ur.............ching-chong-chinese balls, hanging on the prison wall!..... and the chinese man looked down and fainted
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November 4th, 2003
07:32 pm - nudity is important
so one day im at this meeting and a couple of my friends ask me hey do u wanna come to this nudist party and im like sure y not so when i get home i look desperatly to wear something except the thing is........................i cant get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit!
see u all laterz my ghoulz from horrorwood
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November 3rd, 2003
08:54 pm
joke of de day..........
:sexual sandals:
ok this couple walks into this jamacin witchcraft shop and walk in to browse the man asked the couple are u intrested in anything today? the couple said no thank u were just looking around and then the wife calls her husband and tell him look at these sandals they look so darling. then the husband said what do these do? the clerk said these are sexual sandals once one puts them on they get this feeling that goes out in a rage! the man didnt beleive it but his wife asked him to put them on for him and he said ok anything for u so he puts them on and he gets this look on his face gets the clerk! bends him over! and bones! him!!! the clerk desperatly saying to the husband :::::U HAVE THE SANDALS ON THE WRONG FOOT!!!!::::::
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November 2nd, 2003
09:13 pm - joke of the day
DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!
............response............
:::::::THATS NOT WHAT U SAID LAST NIGHT:::::
....then wink at them twice......
thats the joke of the day. see yal laterz
my goulz from horrorwood!
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09:10 pm
hey whats up everyone!!!!! for now on im gonna have something called the joke of the day ok this may sound pretty stupid tho these jokes are influences i got from friends at skool so feel free to use them on ur friends as insults, or a plain wack ass joke!
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